change of plans

I had a crazy dream in which Thom Yorke and I fell in love.  As a result, I've swapped Radiohead crushes from Jonny G. to the Lizard Man himself.  For the record, I'm about "Fake Plastic Trees" video-era Yorke.

To be clear:

This is my new dreamboat, preferred over this man:

Yeah, it's totally unlikely, but such is life.