Wednesday, December 30, 2009

the best fake cereal name i've ever heard:

Pretendo Mice Mincey Gimmes
submitted by Kevin Daviet, Boulder, CO

Honorable Mention: Care Bear Little Lemon Yums
submitted by Kevin Daviet, Boulder, CO

On pots of gold:

Kevin

lucky charms was basically blingfast

2:40amKevin

there's golden grahams, but with lucky, you technically had gold on your teeth

2:40amAmy Rose

it was the best part of the cereal.

subtle grills

2:41amKevin

grills in milk



Cavities?


Amy Rose

yeah! cereal!

count chocula and cookie crisp (don't tell my mom)

2:43amAdam

whaat why not

2:43amAmy Rose

too sugary. cavities and moms are total enemies.




Sunday, December 27, 2009

frontwoman.

Jenny of Brooklyn-based Dynasty Electric KILLS IT at every show. She writhes on the floor, swings from the stage, singles out people to seduce mid-song, and flails at a theremin like she's trying to explain what it is to people who've never seen one before.

Dynasty just put out a few new songs, co-produced by Ski Beatz, and they're phenomenal. Listen to "Bird Song" below (try not to be put off that the still for the video is me looking insane) and try not to marvel at this woman's stage presence when the video portions kick in. Hot DAMN.

Oh, and in one of the last pictures of her here, her tongue is barely poking out of her smile and it's all bangs otherwise and oh my god it absolutely melts my heart.


Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

nineteen! once and never again.

Listen to this:

http://www.aolcdn.com/_media/ch_music/the_long_blondes_once_and_never_again.mp3

I've been waiting to listen to this song on this day for three years.

It matches this:





Today, I turned nineteen and my mom reminisced about what it was like when I was born.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Thursday, December 10, 2009

MO-LASS-SES/muhlatheth

Years ago, when people had speech impediments and looked to institutions to correct them, the schools would press records for the students to review at home - one side would have the instructor's voice saying words crisply and clearly, and the other would be a recording of how the pupil naturally spoke the words, uncorrected, for comparison. I think this was standard of practice until the 1970s.

I want a collection of these records more than I can even express, but they're impossible to find. I look for them sporadically, but have never found anything, not even a lead. If you're ever at a flea market or antique fair, paw through their crates of vinyl and think of me.

I think part of the problem is this: if you were the pupil, you're obviously trying to correct your speech and then exile it to your past. You'd totally throw out the record as soon as you didn't need it anymore; it's not like some nostalgic relic you want to hold onto. It's too bad that I want to hold onto them so badly.

Maybe I would finally listen to something besides Miracle Legion (not that I'm complaining)



You're far away from home, but never far away from me.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

dock ellis and the lsd no-no



I love the animation in this video, so perfect.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

NEIN/NINE



Du hast mich cookie, that's good enough for me.

Friday, December 4, 2009

the vatican loves tupac and fleet foxes.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/12/04/tupac.vatican.playlist/index.html

So, the Vatican made a Myspace. I know, finally, right? It's true and official, believe it or not, and they've included two awesome choices on their embedded playlist: "Changes" by Tupac and "He Doesn't Know Why" by Fleet Foxes.

"The list was compiled by Father Giulio Neroni, artistic director of church publisher St Paul's Multimedia. He was also responsible for compiling the Vatican's recent Alma Mater album, which combined Gregorian chants and prayers with classical music and the voice of Pope Benedict XVI speaking in five languages."

This guy probably has the best iTunes in Rome; lemme get a Mojo address, Neroni!

must NOT list.

1. Smoking
2. Taking cabs I can't afford
3. Googling food-related topics
4. Googling David Foster Wallace
5. Eating poorly, despite all my search-engine-derived nutrition facts
6. Sleeping all day when I only have classes at night (and sometimes just in general)
7. Not ever having a budget

If I decide I believe in New Year's resolutions, these are the potential candidates representing things I should cut down on or otherwise fix. The list is accidentally in order of importance (I noticed after I made it).