Sunday, January 3, 2010

2009: The Lost Levels

...and by "levels," I mean "posts." This is what didn't make the cut last year.

10/3/09 - Mystery post that just had the words "i disagree!" in the title space.
7/16/09 - The video for "Bizarre Love Triangle," with a quick note about how I love the way the protagonist's tie flaps in the breeze. Snore.
7/14/09 - A link to my friend's band, Dangerous Ponies, accompanied by a brief, shitacular write-up involving tons of adjectives like "cute" and "great." I ended up scrapping this because in it, I allege that I hate most of my friends' bands, and I wouldn't want to hurt any feelings...wait, oops.
6/8/09 - A post that only contained a link to a dead Geocities website. The URL hints that it may have had something to do with the Acropolis.

BONUS: THE POSTS THAT TIME FORGOT FROM 2008:

A creepy one where I review wedding dresses like I'm some kind of Candace Bushnell heroine, something about Dave Coulier impersonators, and a sneak peek at K-Mart's incredible line of sweatpants with abstinence slogans ("True Love Waits!") on the bum.

Thank God I have some vague idea of what I should censor from MAB. Let's hope for the same in 2010.

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