BREAKFAST BRUSCHETTA

Or Lunchables, for the younger/less discerning among you. Whatever. The main things to grasp here are that I'm referring to stacked food, and within this, that I have a new favorite snack that you should try. Unlike real bruschetta, there are only two ingredients in this tiny recipe, but that just makes it easier for you to manage, probably. "I just wanted to let the delicious simplicity of the ingredients speak for itself" - every pretentious hack chef ever, and now me too!

Take one of these:

and top it with one of these:

(Note: These are dried nectarines, not alien vaginas.)

Enjoy!